You are beautiful and special like sun and rain at the same time...

Hello, I'm Niome13665, welcome to my profile! For the record I'm not depressed (as some of my older blingees might insinuate) I can just be a bit *sigh* 'meh' sometimes, or lonely...I get lonely a lot. Some of my stuff is a little dark (not as dark as some, but you can't really call it 'bright and cheery'). I also has this kind of 'twisted' attraction to weird (often bloody) stuff, that rears up on occasion and stalks the internet (refuses to leave my house, thankfully ^-^). So, yeah...I think that's it... enjoy the rest of my proly-file! (^-^)

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I LOVE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS



Did you know?:
FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM
FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
BEST FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying "Dang...we messed up...but man that was fun"
FRIENDS:Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:Have a wet shoulder from your tears
FRIENDS:Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
BEST FRIENDS:Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FRIENDS:Know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowd that left you.
FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS:Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS:Will talk meanly to the person who talks meanly about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Will knock them out.
FRIENDS:Will read this.
BEST FRIENDS:Will steal this,just like I did. ^_^

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"Princess, Princess, why do you smile? In a forest painted by the setting sun, I made a promise to demon boy, that when the full moon ascends the sky in ten; I'll become his bride."

"Princess, Princess, why do you cry? Bhind a veil of bamboo blinds, the minister explains that he'll hide a protect me, just as clouds do the moon in a hazy sky."

"Princess, Princess, why are you scared? In the far-off reachs of the highest mountains, I hear the cries of a demon boy; 'That if women are truly as fickle as the phases of the moon, then I shall capture and devour her.'" - song from Cresent Moon

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I am not that girl, The one that is super popular. The one that is rich. The one obsessed with Twilight. The one that will lie to get her way. The one that doesn't care about your feelings. The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly. The one that has a new boyfriend every week. The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans. The one that would cry over a boy. The one that loves Justin Bieber. The one that will give up because she broke a nail. The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT!

I am that girl, The one who likes books more than boys. The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy. The one who reads and writes to escape. The one who just wants to help. The one that really wants to make a difference. The one that sticks to her values. The one that doesn't look at race. The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong. The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say. The one that refuses to believe that this is it. The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good. The one that people like, because she's crazy. The one that doesn't care if she looks like a retard, because if looking like a retard is what it takes, go for it. The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow. The one who won't give in. The one who won't give up. - (not by me)

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"Unbroken"
 I bend but I do not break.
 I crack but I am not in pieces.
 I may be bruised but I am not damaged.
 I am shaken but I am not shattered.
 I can be wounded but I cannot be destroyed.
 I may cry tears but tears will not dissolve me.
 I can stumble but I will rise.
 I may sit down in acceptance but I will stand up in action.
 I can be hurt but I will heal.
 I may be very discouraged but I will become very determined.
 I am not broken.
 I’ve been bent, but life has bent me.
 I am bending, but I am choosing to bend. As I am bending, I am strengthening and mending.
 I am still alive and standing.
 Death is final, but life is everything that has bent me but does not break me.
 I am unbroken.
 ~~By Karen Burch

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Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

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24 WAYS TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS!!
(I LAUGHED SO HARD READING THIS!!!;P)

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. When your mom sees anything start acting like a hen.
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MOM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Ohhh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell"I'm drowning!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!" 
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6.Sing The Never Ending Song on a long car ride. There is a song that never ends, never ends never ends, there is a song that never ends and this is how is goes...
7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

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japanfan12345

japanfan12345 disse:

2302 days atrás
Thanks for the friend request :3
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2497 days atrás
hi want to be friends
HannahJuly

HannahJuly disse:

2536 days atrás
Thanks! No, I didn't draw her myself, I recoloured a base on DeviantArt. I'm a lazy artist XP
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2665 days atrás
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Death_The_Kid_Lover_4Ever

Death_The_Kid... disse:

2675 days atrás
Yeah depends the author is actully confusing himself
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Your welcome and i know that but i really want it to be a girl
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thank you so much for the pic
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